Everytime I sat on the potty.
I imagined you, lusting; over my beautiful body.
So there I sat, broken hearted.
Had to poop, but only darted..
The smell in the air, was like perfume.
The scent still lingered, after I left the room..
'Air it out', said the maid; 'or I'll have
to do it myself.So I can get paid'..
The ring around the toilet was old.
The floor was wet.
As the air got cold.
And when I returned, I held the can..
Lilac Vally; air freshener in hand.
Because there I sat, broken hearted.
Had to poop, but only darted..
Humorous Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2006,2009..
ALL rights reserved..
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem