Captain Snowbeard Poem by Ima Ryma

Captain Snowbeard, a pirate bad,
Named for his beard which is snow white.
Unmerry Christmas's be had,
Because after Santa's sleigh flight,
Snowbeard into the home does creep,
And steals all Santa's gifted toys,
While the children are still asleep,
When they awake, sad girls and boys.
Snowbeard then takes the toys aboard
His pirate ship and sails away,
While buckets of kids' tears are poured
To dampen rest of Christmas Day.

Captain Snowbeard's so mean because
He hates his brother, Santa Claus.