Charlie Sheen's Kitty Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

(Humorous Parody)

They found Charlie Sheen's kitty
Asleep on the railroad tracks.
He was covered in white powder,
Can you imagine that?

A rolled up Benjamin Franklin
Was laying there beside a straw.
White dust was clinging to them,
When I heard a Choo Choo call!

Two trolls came strolling up to me,
Like two munchkins quoting verse.
And with their chipmunk sounding voice
Chimed, "Move that cat or call a Hearse."

I grabbed it's tail and it bit me,
But I pulled it from the tracks.
This kitty would not have done that,
If he only used dime bag crack.