Oh help my eyes are red and swollen and can't see
For something unpleasant has happened to me
In the mirror I saw to my surprise
A horrible pair of red staring bulging eyes
So I went to see my doctor for an examination
And told him about the inflammation
With a lisp he said, Oh dear what's this?
It would appear you've caught conjunctivi-tis
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