Daughter Of Frank (Fun Poem 14) Poem by David Harris
Daughter Of Frank (Fun Poem 14)
She was seven feet tall,
with a seventeen shoe.
One eye was brown and the other blue.
Her hair was all the colours of the rainbow.
She had ruby red lips,
and a waxy complexion.
She looked like something,
the cat had dragged in,
after a bad night on the tiles.
She had a double chin,
that wobbled a bit.
Her nose looked like,
it was glued into place.
She had a pin in her ear
with a bell on the end.
It played a tune
whenever she did a whirl,
while doing the twist.
She was some girl and unfortunately for me.
She was my blind date you see.
I was glad when the evening was over,
and the band played the last tune.
I walked her home,
and watched her climb into her tomb.
We had so much fun,
scaring everyone out of their wits.
Next week we are going to do it all again.
Me and that girl, the daughter of Frank-enstein.
9 August 1995
David, this one was hillarious. I think you should'nt touch anything, other than comedy. Loved it.
A gem of amusement...clever & witty...and as the title so says: ...FUN! FjR
Very funny David, you have a wonderful sense of humour, enjoyed this very much. ---Melvina---
: O) : O) : O) Vincent Price is rolling over in his grave.......I love it
This is soo Funny! My favourite bit was: I was glad when the evening was over, and the band played the last tune. I walked her home, and watched her climb into her tomb. We had so much fun, This is just what I needed today David Thanks a million Love duncan x
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Did you do the Monster Mash? Was it a graveyard smash? An entertaining poem, David. Like it! Love, Fran xxx