Dear Devil, How Are Your Eggs Today?Fried, I Bet..... [ Fishing For The Best Afterlife;Short? [ I Mean This Poem ];Personal ] Poem by Bri Edwards

Dear Devil aka Satan aka the "Big Boss In Hell",

This is Bri Edwards (my P H pen name) .You know me well, ...
....I imagine.But I only know You as the boss of H E L L.

In church, many years ago, I heard You'd been an angel, ...
but You and the 'other Big Guy', God, sort of did wrangle,
leading to You forming Your own kingdom, one for unbelievers,
unbelievers in God, that is.I wonder if this is really true.

Hmmm?


I'll address a note to You (to: "H E L L")and stick it in mail,
and see if the U.S. Postal Service delivers it (without fail) .
[U.S.P.S. has Delivery Confirmation) .If it doesn't come back,
I know it might just be stuck inside a big canvas postal sack! !

Yes, I'm an Agnostic.I don't know if both You &/or God exist.
I'd like to know if You, in H E L L can offer me what's on a list.
I'll post the whole list to you soon.[ Do you do Facebook? ]
I DON'T do Facebook.But if I did, for You, there I would look.

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Dear God aka Jehovah, and a bunch of other names I have heard,

I once believed in You.In my church choir I had once sung.
If You are as the Lutheran church taught me when I was young:
(a)Omnipotent, (b)Omniscient, (c)Omnipotent OR at least (b) ,
then You already know what I'm about to write to You aka "Thee".

And You'll know who else is about to be sent a note about a list.
This is something I've often thought to do, but till now did resist.
Resist doing, that is.You may know about humans and procrastination.
It may be more common among males. But didn't YOU "do" the Creation? ?

Well, I'm probably in enough trouble with You 'as it is' already, &
I REALLY shouldn't ask why You named Your Son 'Jesus'.I like Freddy.
So I'm NOT asking! !It's nearly X-mas aka Christmas.If Your Son
IS having a birthday on the 25th, tell Him to have a day of FUN! !


(December....21st....2019)