'Dear Miss Maureen Poem by Margaret Alice

Dear Miss Maureen
If you saw my profile today you will know that I am six foot tall,
a very handsome alien male, a multi-billionaire, and I don’t like
poetry at all. My name Margaret Alice is a dead give-away that
I am not a woman, most men are called Margaret where I come
from, and the number of poems next to my name clearly indicates
that I don’t like writing poetry very much.

You have a discerning mind and a brilliant intellect for seeing all
these things from the meagre information at your disposal. How
nice to know that Margaret Alice, the six-foot tall bloke from Mars,
have been discovered to be just the man for Miss Maureen and
that she is attracted by my manly features and great biceps and
manly interests.

You must be my angel of the morning and I am sure many other
men will email you now that you have kindly furnished the world
with your precious email address. I am glad colour does not matter
because I am green but I grow red when I get angry. I prefer blue
girls, but purple will do, and I prefer girls from Venus, but Jupiter
is also okay.

Do wait for my reply, what a great idea!

I recommend you subscribe to PoemHunter and post your picture
so we can all admire you.

Warmest regards
Margaret Alice, green Alien from Mars at your service.

COMMENT FOUND TO MY POEM
I wish to share this precious gem with all the aliens
out there:

23597795 - ' 2010/06/17 Fire Is Nice

'My name is Miss maureen am 24yr old. I saw your profile today
and it really attract me a lot i believe that you are the man i have
been looking for to share my love; How is your health? i hope all
is well with you. I believe that we can move from here; but remember
that distance; age and color dose not matter what matters is the true
love and understanding; in my next e-mail i shall include my picture;
i been waiting for your reply mail me with this mail address (maureendesmond2008@hotmail.com) for further introduction.
Bye hoping to hear from you soon.
p Ls contact me with this mail (maureendesmond2008@hotmail.com) '