Disaster On A Stick Poem by Ima Ryma

The Snapple Company once made
A giant popsicle to be
Of the Guinness World Records grade,
And brought it to New York City.
Frozen kiwi-strawberry, it
Was erected in Union Square.
It was a hot June day, towit,
And quick melting did occur there.
Walkers did run for higher ground,
Caused a massive traffic jam stink.
All of the ice turned liquid bound,
Flooding the streets in rivers pink.

No world record set in this mess,
A sticky situation, yes.