Etiquette? Bogus Pretentions, More Like! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

Basically this so-called concept
of etiquette is nothing more
than silly and purportedly
posh people from their effectively sick
mindset and quite dementedly flawed
interpretation, of what life is generally
all about, either stating, or essentially
undoubtedly very invariably dictating
from their skewed, and quite twisted
interpretation of reality, actually what
normal people must do and likewise
also, how they must behave, relative
to the former naturally spouting this
nonsensical crap! But none the less,
very intrinsically, regard themselves
as basically superior, in every social
regard, affecting the lives of others!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
12 May 2024.

Author's Remarks:
Am I missing something? I significantly ask this specific question as I was truly always under the absolutely very actual and distinct impression that essentially the literal process of eating was simply created to keep living: whether humans or animals, alive, and not to discernibly impress those who have bugger all else really to do it would seem, but to watch others doing it and, obviously, find fault with how they're going about it!

How, for instance, can removing corn from the cob and placing those contents in a dish and from which you then proceed to eat the same corn be ever classed as eating corn from the cob. Really! Wouldn't it be simpler just to go to the supermarket and buy a can of corn from which the cob is already removed? Utter fucking pretentious stupidity by totally braindead and clearly delusional, social climbing cunts!