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Message - Poem by Harold Pinter

Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight.
He said he'd call again, as soon as poss.
I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat.
He said to tell you he was fine,
Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks,
The crap you have to fight.
You're sometimes nothing but a walking shithouse.

I was well acquainted with the pong myself,
I told him, and I counselled calm.
Don't let the fuckers get you down,
Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes,
Go on the town, burn someone to death,
Find another tart, giver her some hammer,
Live while you're young, until it palls,
Kick the first blind man you meet in the balls.

Anyway he'll call again.

I'll be back in time for tea.

Your loving mother.


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Poems About Crap

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  17. 17. Kiddo , Herbert Nehrlich
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  25. 25. Her Laundry List , Ted Sheridan
  26. 26. Addicted , Jessica Elizondo
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  28. 28. Dungbeetles , Herbert Nehrlich
  29. 29. Lousy Pilot , Randy Johnson
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  32. 32. Scouting , Barry Van Allen
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  34. 34. Rod Mckuen Groupies , Ted Sheridan
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  46. 46. Wal-Mart's Blunder , Randy Johnson
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