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Deer Hunting - Poem by Randy Johnson

(This is a fictional poem)

When my friend and I went deer hunting, I accidentally shot a doe.
If you're wondering if I got away with it, the answer is no.
It was a bad day for me to lose my glasses.
The game warden saw us and he kicked our asses.
We got the crap beat out of us even though it was two against one.
After beating us to a bloody pulp, he put a second hole in our butts with my gun.
We had to sleep on our stomachs for weeks, it was terrible to go through.
We went through all of that misery and we didn't even get some damn venison stew.


Poems About Crap

  1. 1. Deer Hunting , Randy Johnson
  2. 2. The Smartest Kid In The Room , Donal Mahoney
  3. 3. Scouting , Barry Van Allen
  4. 4. Solar Eclipse (C) 8-5-08 , Corey Threet
  5. 5. Crapshooters , Carl Sandburg
  6. 6. Message , Harold Pinter
  7. 7. Rod Mckuen Groupies , Ted Sheridan
  8. 8. Her Laundry List , Ted Sheridan
  9. 9. Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities , Ted Sheridan
  10. 10. Perfect Polly , Joe Rosochacki
  11. 11. 0319 For Jake - A Sloppigram , Michael Shepherd
  12. 12. Hot Tracks Can'T Change The Facts That P.. , Ted Sheridan
  13. 13. Lucky Lucky People , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  14. 14. Miserable Little Brat , Randy Johnson
  15. 15. Now He Has Breasts , Randy Johnson
  16. 16. Modern Warfare , Danny Nguyen
  17. 17. Mood Poem (Tired) , Riley Beatty
  18. 18. Bad News , David Darbyshire
  19. 19. Lousy Pilot , Randy Johnson
  20. 20. Dungbeetles , Herbert Nehrlich
  21. 21. Wal-Mart's Blunder , Randy Johnson
  22. 22. Feel Tickled With That Giggle , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  23. 23. Keep Them Barred , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  24. 24. So What’s Up? , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  25. 25. Gulfing , Barry Van Allen
  26. 26. A Hard Edge , vince gullaci
  27. 27. Not To Be Pitied , Herbert Nehrlich
  28. 28. Blunderdog , Randy Johnson
  29. 29. Holy Crap , Randy Johnson
  30. 30. I Wish It Had Worked , Amy Louise Kerswell
  31. 31. Nothing Felt , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  32. 32. Thigh, High! , Edward Kofi Louis
  33. 33. Diplomacy Or Credibility Gap , Jonathan ROBIN
  34. 34. Sheep Clothing , Patti Masterman
  35. 35. I Will Not Give Up! , Randy Johnson
  36. 36. Time To Stop Living Lies , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  37. 37. Muses Aren'T Always Beautiful , Ted Sheridan
  38. 38. Silly , RIC S. BASTASA
  39. 39. Perverts , Randy Johnson
  40. 40. V8 , Randy Johnson
  41. 41. My Heart Is As Black As Coal , Randy Johnson
  42. 42. Reason For The Season , Ray Lucero
  43. 43. Any Opportunity I Can Get , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  44. 44. 2 Divorcees Fighting For Nothing , Mr. Nobody
  45. 45. Wet Feet And Half Eaten Kippers , Anthony Di'anno
  46. 46. Observations Today Confirm , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  47. 47. Housewife Reality Shows , Luke Easter
  48. 48. Disrespect , ivor or ivor.e hogg
  49. 49. Free Turd , Ramona Thompson
  50. 50. Candy Bar , Randy Johnson
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