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Message - Poem by Harold Pinter

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Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight.
He said he'd call again, as soon as poss.
I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat.
He said to tell you he was fine,
Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks,
The crap you have to fight.
You're sometimes nothing but a walking shithouse.

I was well acquainted with the pong myself,
I told him, and I counselled calm.
Don't let the fuckers get you down,
Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes,
Go on the town, burn someone to death,
Find another tart, giver her some hammer,
Live while you're young, until it palls,
Kick the first blind man you meet in the balls.

Anyway he'll call again.

I'll be back in time for tea.

Your loving mother.


Poems About Crap

  1. 1. Message , Harold Pinter
  2. 2. ! ! The English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
  3. 3. Rubaiyat 42 , Shams al-Din Hafiz Shirazi
  4. 4. ! ! English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
  5. 5. Shitty Kitty City , Wild Bill Balding
  6. 6. *in My Dreams* , DAKOTA AUSTIN
  7. 7. *rod Mckuen Groupies , Rocket James
  8. 8. Brewski , s./j. goldner
  9. 9. Bad News , David Darbyshire
  10. 10. Im Sorry , nicholas casillas
  11. 11. Bad W Riting , Laura Cummings
  12. 12. Kiddo , Herbert Nehrlich
  13. 13. Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities , Ted Sheridan
  14. 14. Hot Tracks Can'T Change The Facts That P.. , Ted Sheridan
  15. 15. Good Thinking , Dwayne Earle Gordon
  16. 16. Evil Librarian , Brianna Wilkinson
  17. 17. Disrespect , ivor or ivor.e hogg
  18. 18. Haiku- K9giggle , Ken e Hall
  19. 19. I'M Incomplete , kristin foster
  20. 20. Whats A Love From The Tip Of My Heart , travion hood
  21. 21. Her Laundry List , Ted Sheridan
  22. 22. Bad Things , Chizom Okpara
  23. 23. Addicted , Jessica Elizondo
  24. 24. Deer Hunting , Randy Johnson
  25. 25. Lousy Pilot , Randy Johnson
  26. 26. Singing **** , Carl Sandburg
  27. 27. Dungbeetles , Herbert Nehrlich
  28. 28. Names , David Darbyshire
  29. 29. Affliction Or Blessing? , Stevie Taite
  30. 30. Crapshooters , Carl Sandburg
  31. 31. You Once Said You Loved Me , Jessica Elizondo
  32. 32. You Poets Suck Toast , Jena Crowe
  33. 33. Rod Mckuen Groupies , Ted Sheridan
  34. 34. 0319 For Jake - A Sloppigram , Michael Shepherd
  35. 35. Now He Has Breasts , Randy Johnson
  36. 36. Lucky Lucky People , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  37. 37. Miserable Little Brat , Randy Johnson
  38. 38. Perfect Polly , Joe Rosochacki
  39. 39. Modern Warfare , Danny Nguyen
  40. 40. How To Quash A Rebellion , Matt Pocock
  41. 41. The Secret Enemey , Misses Unknown
  42. 42. The None Committal Poet , steve stirk
  43. 43. Mood Poem (Tired) , Riley Beatty
  44. 44. So What’s Up? , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  45. 45. V8 , Randy Johnson
  46. 46. Perverts , Randy Johnson
  47. 47. Wal-Mart's Blunder , Randy Johnson
  48. 48. Efforts Of The Underdog , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  49. 49. Pick Up All Your Stuff , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  50. 50. While You Skate , Lawrence S. Pertillar

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