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Message - Poem by Harold Pinter

Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight.
He said he'd call again, as soon as poss.
I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat.
He said to tell you he was fine,
Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks,
The crap you have to fight.
You're sometimes nothing but a walking shithouse.

I was well acquainted with the pong myself,
I told him, and I counselled calm.
Don't let the fuckers get you down,
Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes,
Go on the town, burn someone to death,
Find another tart, giver her some hammer,
Live while you're young, until it palls,
Kick the first blind man you meet in the balls.

Anyway he'll call again.

I'll be back in time for tea.

Your loving mother.


Poems About Crap

  1. 1. Message , Harold Pinter
  2. 2. Nine From Eight , Sidney Lanier
  3. 3. Rubaiyat 42 , Shams al-Din Hafiz Shirazi
  4. 4. ! ! The English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
  5. 5. ! ! English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
  6. 6. Shitty Kitty City , Wild Bill Balding
  7. 7. *in My Dreams* , DAKOTA AUSTIN
  8. 8. Last Will , Michael Philips
  9. 9. *rod Mckuen Groupies , Rocket James
  10. 10. Brewski , s./j. goldner
  11. 11. Bad News , David Darbyshire
  12. 12. Im Sorry , nicholas casillas
  13. 13. Bad W Riting , Laura Cummings
  14. 14. Solar Eclipse (C) 8-5-08 , Corey Threet
  15. 15. Kiddo , Herbert Nehrlich
  16. 16. Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities , Ted Sheridan
  17. 17. Hot Tracks Can'T Change The Facts That P.. , Ted Sheridan
  18. 18. Good Thinking , Dwayne Earle Gordon
  19. 19. Evil Librarian , Brianna Wilkinson
  20. 20. Can'T Spell Crap Without Rap.... , Lee Degnan
  21. 21. Muses Aren'T Always Beautiful , Ted Sheridan
  22. 22. Disrespect , ivor or ivor.e hogg
  23. 23. Whats A Love From The Tip Of My Heart , travion hood
  24. 24. Her Laundry List , Ted Sheridan
  25. 25. Modern Warfare , Danny Nguyen
  26. 26. Addicted , Jessica Elizondo
  27. 27. Deer Hunting , Randy Johnson
  28. 28. Dungbeetles , Herbert Nehrlich
  29. 29. Lousy Pilot , Randy Johnson
  30. 30. Geeessshhh! Please... , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  31. 31. Affliction Or Blessing? , Stevie Taite
  32. 32. The Smartest Kid In The Room , Donal Mahoney
  33. 33. Scouting , Barry Van Allen
  34. 34. Crapshooters , Carl Sandburg
  35. 35. You Once Said You Loved Me , Jessica Elizondo
  36. 36. Rap Music Is Merely C-Rap-And The Wealth.. , Michael Gale
  37. 37. You Poets Suck Toast , Jena Crowe
  38. 38. Rod Mckuen Groupies , Ted Sheridan
  39. 39. 0319 For Jake - A Sloppigram , Michael Shepherd
  40. 40. Perfect Polly , Joe Rosochacki
  41. 41. Lucky Lucky People , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  42. 42. Now He Has Breasts , Randy Johnson
  43. 43. Miserable Little Brat , Randy Johnson
  44. 44. How To Quash A Rebellion , Matt Pocock
  45. 45. The None Committal Poet , steve stirk
  46. 46. The Secret Enemey , Misses Unknown
  47. 47. Mood Poem (Tired) , Riley Beatty
  48. 48. So What’s Up? , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  49. 49. Feel Tickled With That Giggle , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  50. 50. Keep Them Barred , Lawrence S. Pertillar
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