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  • 1.
    Message

    Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight.
    He said he'd call again, as soon as poss.
    I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat.
    He said to tell you he was fine,
    Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks,
    The crap you have to fight.
    You're sometimes nothing but a walking shithouse.

    I was well acquainted with the pong myself,
    I told him, and I counselled calm.
    Don't let the fuckers get you down,
    Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes,
    Go on the town, burn someone to death,
    Find another tart, giver her some hammer,
    Live while you're young, until it palls,
    Kick the first blind man you meet in the balls.

    Anyway he'll call again.

    I'll be back in time for tea.

    Your loving mother. read more »

  • 2.
    Rubaiyat 42

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  • 3.
    A Full Harvest

    Seems like a feller'd ort 'o jes' to-day
    Git down and roll and waller, don't you know,
    In that-air stubble, and flop up and crow, read more »

  • 4.
    ! ! The English Teacher

    I bumped into my grandson's English teacher yesterday
    at the football, and in between shouting like teenagers
    I moaned about the state of A's Eng. Lit. not to mention Eng. Lang. -
    you know, you've heard it all before... in my day.....never regretted.... read more »

  • 5.
    *IN MY DREAMS*

    Cupid’s sleeping on the job it seems
    Won’t even visit in my dreams
    Perhaps it’s broken, his arrow, his bow
    Or he’s just plain lazy, I really don’t know read more »

  • 6.
    The Persuasive Power of a Pretty Peahen

    You hobble and stumble
    and sniffle and snuffle
    and snarl at the dog
    and shout at the cat read more »

  • 7.
    ! ! English Teacher

    bumped into my grandson's English teacher yesterday
    at the football, and in between shouting like teenagers
    I moaned about the state of A's Eng. Lit. not to mention Eng. Lang. -
    you know, you've heard it all before... in my day.....never regretted.... read more »

  • 8.
    *Rod McKuen Groupies

    When I was a young man; writing poetry could get you laid.
    That’s if the guys didn’t beat the crap out of you first because
    they believed all poets were gay…
    If you wrote a bitchin’ rock song, your mates hailed you a God; read more »

  • 9.
    Im Sorry

    Im sorry for all the things ive done
    Im sorry for what i have become
    Im sorry for the way i call you names
    Im sorry because without you im not the same read more »

  • 10.
    brewski

    holy crap! the air in here is affecting my brain.
    holy crap! get this girl a cold brew—
    fast! read more »

  • 11.
    ~Non~

    How can you tell
    Me you like me
    And that you want
    Me to be yours read more »

  • 12.
    Break Break Break

    Break, break, break, read more »

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  2. You Poets Suck Toast, Jena Crowe
  3. Flaming Flowers, Gabriel Young
  4. Another Day, Another Tablet, Phineas Poe
  5. Diplomacy Or Credibility Gap, Jonathan ROBIN
  6. The None Committal Poet, steve stirk
  7. Creativity Creates (The "C" Fe.., Diwakar Pokhriyal
  8. Love, Jamison Williams
  9. Blowing Away The Cobwebs, Andrew Littlejohn
  10. Scars, Jessica lee Workman
  11. Scars, Jessica Lee Workman
  12. Because of You, Maya Hanson (mye3)
  13. Trapped, Eloida Capuno
  14. Head Trip, Heatherlee Eldridge
  15. Birds, rene torres
  16. So What’s Up?, Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  17. TIME TO CHANGE THE FILTER, Edwin Baldwin
  18. Osama Bin Laden, MC ESCHER escher
  19. We Like To Give Children A Choice, Alessandra Liverani
  20. My name is Bess., Lynn Drinkard
  21. Hopes Or Ropes, Kirsty Taylor
  22. im in love with saggy old men, cherry poppins
  23. Sweetie Lie, Christie Maker
  24. A Job Site Corner Talk, Atef Ayadi
  25. Something To The Little Teen, Atef Ayadi
  26. Rod McKuen Groupies, Ted Sheridan
  27. Haiku- K9giggle, Ken e Hall
  28. *Rod McKuen Groupies, Rocket James
  29. Rap, Just Kay
  30. silly, RIC S. BASTASA
  31. For Sale, Grahame Lockey
  32. Poop, Harlan Simantel
  33. Disrespect, ivor or ivor.e hogg
  34. Burger King Meal, Alyssa Rieper
  35. You'll Get It, yihuai ying
  36. Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities, Ted Sheridan
  37. a poem to my mom, Carrie Salazar
  38. I am leaving, Carrie Salazar
  39. Her Laundry List, Ted Sheridan
  40. Crap Out, Stanley Cooper
  41. No job, Roger Bewman
  42. Lolve, yihuai ying
  43. One crap poem (not hai ku), tiyler durden
  44. Fucktion, The Flip Side
  45. Jungle I, Michael Emine
  46. brewski, s./j. goldner
  47. AceyDicey, Mon.Key, Charles Hice
  48. Kiddo, Herbert Nehrlich
  49. Malled, vox populous
  50. Message, Harold Pinter
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