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Message - Poem by Harold Pinter

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Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight.
He said he'd call again, as soon as poss.
I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat.
He said to tell you he was fine,
Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks,
The crap you have to fight.
You're sometimes nothing but a walking shithouse.

I was well acquainted with the pong myself,
I told him, and I counselled calm.
Don't let the fuckers get you down,
Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes,
Go on the town, burn someone to death,
Find another tart, giver her some hammer,
Live while you're young, until it palls,
Kick the first blind man you meet in the balls.

Anyway he'll call again.

I'll be back in time for tea.

Your loving mother.


Poems About Crap

  1. 1. Message , Harold Pinter
  2. 2. Rubaiyat 42 , Shams al-Din Hafiz Shirazi
  3. 3. ! ! The English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
  4. 4. ! ! English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
  5. 5. Shitty Kitty City , Wild Bill Balding
  6. 6. *in My Dreams* , DAKOTA AUSTIN
  7. 7. *rod Mckuen Groupies , Rocket James
  8. 8. Brewski , s./j. goldner
  9. 9. Bad News , David Darbyshire
  10. 10. Im Sorry , nicholas casillas
  11. 11. Bad W Riting , Laura Cummings
  12. 12. Kiddo , Herbert Nehrlich
  13. 13. Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities , Ted Sheridan
  14. 14. Hot Tracks Can'T Change The Facts That P.. , Ted Sheridan
  15. 15. Good Thinking , Dwayne Earle Gordon
  16. 16. Evil Librarian , Brianna Wilkinson
  17. 17. Haiku- K9giggle , Ken e Hall
  18. 18. Disrespect , ivor or ivor.e hogg
  19. 19. I'M Incomplete , kristin foster
  20. 20. Whats A Love From The Tip Of My Heart , travion hood
  21. 21. Her Laundry List , Ted Sheridan
  22. 22. Bad Things , Chizom Okpara
  23. 23. Addicted , Jessica Elizondo
  24. 24. Deer Hunting , Randy Johnson
  25. 25. Dungbeetles , Herbert Nehrlich
  26. 26. Singing **** , Carl Sandburg
  27. 27. Names , David Darbyshire
  28. 28. Lousy Pilot , Randy Johnson
  29. 29. Mood Poem (Tired) , Riley Beatty
  30. 30. Affliction Or Blessing? , Stevie Taite
  31. 31. Modern Warfare , Danny Nguyen
  32. 32. Crapshooters , Carl Sandburg
  33. 33. You Once Said You Loved Me , Jessica Elizondo
  34. 34. V8 , Randy Johnson
  35. 35. You Poets Suck Toast , Jena Crowe
  36. 36. Rod Mckuen Groupies , Ted Sheridan
  37. 37. Now He Has Breasts , Randy Johnson
  38. 38. 0319 For Jake - A Sloppigram , Michael Shepherd
  39. 39. Lucky Lucky People , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  40. 40. Miserable Little Brat , Randy Johnson
  41. 41. Perfect Polly , Joe Rosochacki
  42. 42. How To Quash A Rebellion , Matt Pocock
  43. 43. The Secret Enemey , Misses Unknown
  44. 44. The None Committal Poet , steve stirk
  45. 45. Blunderdog , Randy Johnson
  46. 46. Holy Crap , Randy Johnson
  47. 47. Nothing Felt , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  48. 48. Not To Be Pitied , Herbert Nehrlich
  49. 49. I Wish It Had Worked , Amy Louise Kerswell
  50. 50. Gulfing , Barry Van Allen

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