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Message - Poem by Harold Pinter
Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight.
He said he'd call again, as soon as poss.
I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat.
He said to tell you he was fine,
Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks,
The crap you have to fight.
You're sometimes nothing but a walking shithouse.
I was well acquainted with the pong myself,
I told him, and I counselled calm.
Don't let the fuckers get you down,
Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes,
Go on the town, burn someone to death,
Find another tart, giver her some hammer,
Live while you're young, until it palls,
Kick the first blind man you meet in the balls.
Anyway he'll call again.
I'll be back in time for tea.
Your loving mother.
Poems About Crap
- 1. Message , Harold Pinter
- 2. Nine From Eight , Sidney Lanier
- 3. Rubaiyat 42 , Shams al-Din Hafiz Shirazi
- 4. ! ! The English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
- 5. ! ! English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
- 6. Shitty Kitty City , Wild Bill Balding
- 7. *in My Dreams* , DAKOTA AUSTIN
- 8. Last Will , Michael Philips
- 9. *rod Mckuen Groupies , Rocket James
- 10. Brewski , s./j. goldner
- 11. Bad News , David Darbyshire
- 12. Im Sorry , nicholas casillas
- 13. Bad W Riting , Laura Cummings
- 14. Solar Eclipse (C) 8-5-08 , Corey Threet
- 15. Kiddo , Herbert Nehrlich
- 16. Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities , Ted Sheridan
- 17. Hot Tracks Can'T Change The Facts That P.. , Ted Sheridan
- 18. Good Thinking , Dwayne Earle Gordon
- 19. Evil Librarian , Brianna Wilkinson
- 20. Can'T Spell Crap Without Rap.... , Lee Degnan
- 21. Muses Aren'T Always Beautiful , Ted Sheridan
- 22. Disrespect , ivor or ivor.e hogg
- 23. Whats A Love From The Tip Of My Heart , travion hood
- 24. Her Laundry List , Ted Sheridan
- 25. Modern Warfare , Danny Nguyen
- 26. Addicted , Jessica Elizondo
- 27. Deer Hunting , Randy Johnson
- 28. Dungbeetles , Herbert Nehrlich
- 29. Lousy Pilot , Randy Johnson
- 30. Geeessshhh! Please... , Lawrence S. Pertillar
- 31. Affliction Or Blessing? , Stevie Taite
- 32. The Smartest Kid In The Room , Donal Mahoney
- 33. Scouting , Barry Van Allen
- 34. Crapshooters , Carl Sandburg
- 35. You Once Said You Loved Me , Jessica Elizondo
- 36. Rap Music Is Merely C-Rap-And The Wealth.. , Michael Gale
- 37. You Poets Suck Toast , Jena Crowe
- 38. Rod Mckuen Groupies , Ted Sheridan
- 39. 0319 For Jake - A Sloppigram , Michael Shepherd
- 40. Perfect Polly , Joe Rosochacki
- 41. Lucky Lucky People , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
- 42. Now He Has Breasts , Randy Johnson
- 43. Miserable Little Brat , Randy Johnson
- 44. How To Quash A Rebellion , Matt Pocock
- 45. The None Committal Poet , steve stirk
- 46. The Secret Enemey , Misses Unknown
- 47. Mood Poem (Tired) , Riley Beatty
- 48. So What’s Up? , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
- 49. Feel Tickled With That Giggle , Lawrence S. Pertillar
- 50. Keep Them Barred , Lawrence S. Pertillar
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