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Message - Poem by Harold Pinter
Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight.
He said he'd call again, as soon as poss.
I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat.
He said to tell you he was fine,
Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks,
The crap you have to fight.
You're sometimes nothing but a walking shithouse.
I was well acquainted with the pong myself,
I told him, and I counselled calm.
Don't let the fuckers get you down,
Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes,
Go on the town, burn someone to death,
Find another tart, giver her some hammer,
Live while you're young, until it palls,
Kick the first blind man you meet in the balls.
Anyway he'll call again.
I'll be back in time for tea.
Your loving mother.
Poems About Crap
- 1. Message , Harold Pinter
- 2. Rubaiyat 42 , Shams al-Din Hafiz Shirazi
- 3. ! ! The English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
- 4. ! ! English Teacher , Michael Shepherd
- 5. Shitty Kitty City , Wild Bill Balding
- 6. *in My Dreams* , DAKOTA AUSTIN
- 7. *rod Mckuen Groupies , Rocket James
- 8. Brewski , s./j. goldner
- 9. Bad News , David Darbyshire
- 10. Im Sorry , nicholas casillas
- 11. Bad W Riting , Laura Cummings
- 12. Kiddo , Herbert Nehrlich
- 13. Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities , Ted Sheridan
- 14. Hot Tracks Can'T Change The Facts That P.. , Ted Sheridan
- 15. Good Thinking , Dwayne Earle Gordon
- 16. Evil Librarian , Brianna Wilkinson
- 17. Haiku- K9giggle , Ken e Hall
- 18. Disrespect , ivor or ivor.e hogg
- 19. I'M Incomplete , kristin foster
- 20. Whats A Love From The Tip Of My Heart , travion hood
- 21. Her Laundry List , Ted Sheridan
- 22. Bad Things , Chizom Okpara
- 23. Addicted , Jessica Elizondo
- 24. Deer Hunting , Randy Johnson
- 25. Dungbeetles , Herbert Nehrlich
- 26. Singing **** , Carl Sandburg
- 27. Names , David Darbyshire
- 28. Lousy Pilot , Randy Johnson
- 29. Mood Poem (Tired) , Riley Beatty
- 30. Affliction Or Blessing? , Stevie Taite
- 31. Modern Warfare , Danny Nguyen
- 32. Crapshooters , Carl Sandburg
- 33. You Once Said You Loved Me , Jessica Elizondo
- 34. V8 , Randy Johnson
- 35. You Poets Suck Toast , Jena Crowe
- 36. Rod Mckuen Groupies , Ted Sheridan
- 37. Now He Has Breasts , Randy Johnson
- 38. 0319 For Jake - A Sloppigram , Michael Shepherd
- 39. Lucky Lucky People , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
- 40. Miserable Little Brat , Randy Johnson
- 41. Perfect Polly , Joe Rosochacki
- 42. How To Quash A Rebellion , Matt Pocock
- 43. The Secret Enemey , Misses Unknown
- 44. The None Committal Poet , steve stirk
- 45. Blunderdog , Randy Johnson
- 46. Holy Crap , Randy Johnson
- 47. Nothing Felt , Lawrence S. Pertillar
- 48. Not To Be Pitied , Herbert Nehrlich
- 49. I Wish It Had Worked , Amy Louise Kerswell
- 50. Gulfing , Barry Van Allen
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