Extended Vacation Poem by Ima Ryma

After the busy season, I
Booked passage on a South Seas cruise,
A big change for this little guy,
Never had so much food and booze.
But late one night by accident,
A bit tipsy while up on deck,
Stumbling over the rail I went,
And into the South Seas, oh heck!
But luckily I washed ashore
A deserted tropical isle.
The trees are filled with fruit galore.
I guess I will be here a while.

I have the whole beach to myself.
Will Santa be missing this elf?