Flat-Chested Poem by Randy McClave

A man's eyes strays to look at a different place
When enticed not to look at a women face,
Though "Look at my eyes"! she has never contested;
Because, she is flat-chested.

With her many men have fallen to sleep
While many times she awoke to hear them weep,
Upon her chest a man's head has never rested;
Because, she is flat-chested.

While wearing her bikini she has never heard
Obscenity which would have been absurd,
"Remove your top"! to her has never been requested;
Because, she is flat-chested.

When she became a new mother with a child to feed
"Your child will starve"! was not anyone's plead,
To breast feed her son it was never suggested;
Because, she is flat-chested.

"Spending too much on clothes! ", her husband never did holler
As for needing extra garments she never spent a dollar,
Owning bras for herself she has never invested;
Because, she is flat-chested.

Her sister and her they share the same poise
One could almost swear that they both are built like boys,
Happily, though they were never sexually molested;
Because, they both are flat-chested.

Randy L. McClave