'Food Aerobics' Poem by Linda Winchell

I found a new way to exercise
Now while I might not lose a pound!
It is easier than jumping and skipping rope
Or doing those sit ups, while lying on the ground.

I take my fork an stab it in!
Almost eveything I can!
I start with a plate of eggs, toast and bacon
Then end up with, 'Cheesy Mac and Ham! '

I've found this to be a lot more fun
Than being as SKINNY as a BONE!
I can sit and enjoy every stabbed bite I take
In the privacy of my kitchen at home.

I'm not like, ' Miss Oprah Winfrey', who has again.'found herself! '
Telling her, ' Best Life', of over eatting to everyone!
I think that eating what you want
Seems to me, really a lot more fun!

So if you want to join me
Write me, I will send you my personalized Aerobic plan!
And get ready to start enjoying life lifting your fork!
With some Cheesy Mac and Ham!