Friend To All, Yet Friendless Poem by Taylor Petty

There was spark ignited in my backyard.
My neighbor had the same ailment.
She asked me to help her.
Hey, she said please.
I ignored my yard to go and save hers.
My other neighbor also has a small flame in her yard.
The magic word, again.
I put my backyard on the back burner.
I helped put out a fire.
Exhausted from the days events, I went home
My backyard was ablaze!
Help! Please, f-ing help! Please!
I said, the magic word, twice.
No help.
They will not be getting Christmas cards.
Btches.