game show host did arrive
in his stretch limousine
i was very nervous
about cooking the cuisine
met the other contestants
who were appearing on the show
said that i cannot cook
they looked and said 'oh no'
in a nervous disposition
shaking like a leaf
had to boil a orange
was going to take a week
game show host came on
his microphone he did tweak
standing there in silence
nervous didn't speak
'what's the matter laddie
your a blooming freak'
stood there very silent
then out sprang me leeke
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem