God Made That Ugly Old Aard Vark. Poem by Michael Gale

Koala bears eat leafy tree vegetation...
But not in our American nation.
Aard varks eat bugs while on the fly...
To this fact, many a zoo keeper cannot deny.
Dinosaurs once walked the earth...
From a volcano came smoke and fire
Which covered a massive widely world's roundly girth.
Adam was the first earthly man...
This was God's original plan.
When Adam first saw Eve...
He pulled and he tugged on that old fig leaf,
To quench his own sexual desire.
Satan through the serpant blind sighted Adam
in God's own eyes...
After they were kicked out of Eden,
Adam had the desire for Eve's own thighs.
After sex, they both had a break,
Then they breathed a many real sighs.
Bed time, play time, was their own
deviously created own timely plan, that they did devise.