God's Dirty Laundry Poem by Greg Oosterhouse

Everyday, laundry piles up in God's hamper.

This laundry is the dirtiest, filthiest, most

Putrid laundry that ever can be found.

So called 'pros' in the laundry profession

Would say it's useless, this stuff will

Never come clean. But does God listen

To them? Of course not! For He

Has a master laundry man for a

Son. His name is Jesus. And He

Has a special detergent to get those

Stubborn stains out. This detergent contains forgiveness

To give a wallop to the stain,

Grace and mercy to loosen it up

From the garment, and finally, love to

Make the stain history, completely forgotten. The

Detergent also has a bleaching action, to

Make the garment whiter than snow. 'What

Is this detergent called? ' you my wonder?

Its name: 'The Blood of the Lamb'.

Toss yourself into God's hamper today, and

Get yourself renewed and smelling fresh as

A daisy, you will not regret it!