Have My Baby Poem by Ramona Thompson

Dark parody of the classic song Be My baby

The night we met
I knew you were my kind of ho
Willing to do anything
Anything at all for a buck
And now I know if I give you the chance
You'll sink as low as I ask you to go
So won't you say you'll help me
Or I swear I'll blackmail you till you give in to me
Our perfect offspring will make them turn their heads
Every place our kid goes
So won't you please

Chorus

Have my baby, my baby
Have my little baby
My one and only baby
Say you'll do it or girl I promise
First I'll make you cry
Then girl oh girl I swear
I'll watch as you die
So come on now
Won't you behave and say you'll....
Have my baby now
My one and only baby

Do it
Say it or we'll be both be so unhappy
Just you wait and see
For every time you say no to me
One of your pretty little fingers or toes
I'll cut off
Oh, since the day I saw you
I have been stalking you
Waiting for this one perfect moment to ask you
Oh sexy lady won't you please