today i saw a ship called Gelatine
far away out at sea
i was eating jelly beans
and they appeared to wave at me
they shouted out 'look jean'
at least thats what i thought
they then did release a tangerine
which blew up a passing yacht
i was quite amused at what i'd seen
that little yacht had no chance
me mum and dad looked green
then i took another glance
that ship was blown up by a submarine
it was like a movie starring mr sheen
certificate rated at fifteen
and it featured HRH the queen
submarine was blown to smithereens
by a man upon the beach
he'd a bazooka read 'sardine'
it was a very touching speech
then he went into a canteen
met and kissed my sexy mum
dad poisoned him with benzene
parents had s-e-x so daddy won
love from the
hollywood
son
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