Holy Jumpin' Poem by Timothy McPoetry

One day we went fishing
Cool breezes, warm waters
The sun high on the watery banks
Fish ripe for the pickin'

'Baroom, Baroom! ' Went the 150HP Merc
Disturbing the peace below
The silent foreign enemy awoken
Its slumber disturbed

'SPLASH! ' The foe leapt into attack mode
'THUD! ' The fiberglass bastion defended me deftly

The battle was won
The enemy thwarted
Magicarp his name
Beware the Asian Carp, fellow anglers