How's This For Breaching Your Comfort Zone? Poem by Smack Thompson

Everyone says they'll never do it
but most give in

Lining up the young/pretty boys
and the ugly ones too -
at a place down in -Portland-
they call.Vasoline Alley.

Man I'll tell you you clinch
your hands
amongst other things
the first time they drive up
greasy fat businessmen
with wedding rings on their
fingers

Losers too inept to get a real date
They make a pick like playground
sports 'cept getting picked last ain't
as crushing.

They take you home
and hey...
food shelter and a bath ain't too bad
the rest?

Well it only hurts at first/
and you get used to it.

-sent from his iPhone