Mark Walters (1953 / Georgia)
Huns Having Fun
From: the desk of Atilla
To: His big, fun-loving Huns
Re: H. R. Bulletin
Teaching the Chinese to self-pillage,
Saved time & travel to each village.
Looters and sackers will be laid off.
Outsourcing is a great payoff.
Huns on Facebook in their working day,
Will be unfriended in an awful way.
Looters & sackers have lots more time,
To perfect what's now considered crime.
You must self-inflict your own pain.
Due to my lowered personal gain,
Free clubs are in the wrecking hall.
Remember: Do unto others, above all.
Thank you very, extremely, painfully, sincerely;
Atilla the kinder, gentler Hun
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