Valsa George

Henpecked (Limerick)

Once out of home, he was very bossy
Beside his wife, he was always a pussy
To everyone else, she was a bower
But to him, she was a horror
Licking his wounds, in her shadow, he lived a sissy.


Uncle Frederic's hat (Limerick)

Uncle Frederic bought a gilded hat
Running after an impish brat,
He fell off a rock
And broke his neck
Lying in a pit he cried- 'Now what use is for my hat'? ?


Somnambulist (Limerick)

Once there lived a man named Franc
Whom everybody called a crank
As usual, the man had his booze
And fell into a snooze
Waking up, he saw himself lying over a load of junk!