I'M Kissing A Pirate Poem by Ramona Thompson

Rewrite of Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl

This secret affair was never anything I ever planned
Never my intention
Until one night I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my shyness and discretion
Dating someone famous isn't quite what I'm used to
Now all I wanna do is turn him on
So curious now aren't you?
Aren't you?
Caught your attention now
Have't I?
Have't I?

I'm kissing a pirate and I'm loving it
Whenever he taste my cherry chapstick
I'm kissing a pirate and I don't care who knows it
I hope Orlando's other girlfriend don't mind it
It feels so right
It just can't be wrong
Don't mean we're in love tonight
Even through I'm kissing a pirate and I'm loving it
I'm loving it

No, I have no shame
It doesn't matter anyway
He's just a fling, my experimental game
Might break his heart
Might not be what a good girl would do
Not how a good girl should behave
Still poor thing trys so hard to hold on
Hold onto me
His heart so confused
Listening to that thing inside his jeans
In the game of love my rules he just doesn't know how to obey

I'm kissing a pirate and I'm loving it
Whenever he taste my cherry chapstick
I'm kissing a pirate and I don't care who knows it
I hope Orlando's other girlfriend don't mind it
It feels so right
It just can't be wrong
Don't mean we're in love tonight
Even through I'm kissing a pirate and I'm loving it
I'm loving it

These Hollywood types are so gullible
Giant egos so strokeble
Pouty lips so kissable
Hard to resist
So temptable
Too damn fun to try and deny it
So I won't
Ain't no big deal, it's all in the game

I'm kissing a pirate and I'm loving it
Whenever he taste my cherry chapstick
I'm kissing a pirate and I don't care who knows it
I hope Orlando's other girlfriend don't mind it
It feels so right
It just can't be wrong
Don't mean we're in love tonight
Even through I'm kissing a pirate and I'm loving it
I'm loving it

2008 Ramona Thompson