I Made Love To Darth Vader Poem by Ramona Thompson

Seduced by the dark side
The force
Too strong to resist
As his hands slowly
So very slowly
Caressed
Touched and brought alive
My virgin flesh
I could't hold back
I could not say no
I made love to Darth Vader


That deep voice
So sweet
Invading my senses
My thoughts surrending to his
As he lay me back onto his bed
In his private chambers
Teaching me just how to please my jedi master
I made love to Darth Vader


Never felt anything so good before
For him
I would and did do anything
To please
Taking such utter and complete pleasure
In hearing his moans and signs
As I took into my mouth
His full and aching light saber
I made love to Darth Vader


Afterwards the dark lord offered me his all
Even his Deathstar
If only I would stay
Just a little bit longer
How sad for him
That I had another on my mind
Had the father
Now I want the son as well
Those Skywalker boys sure do know how to turn a lady on


As I found out
On the night that.....


I made love to Darth Vader