Infatuation's All Hands On Stations Gig Antic_Ipations Poem by Jonathan ROBIN

INFATUATION'S ALL HANDS ON STATIONS GIG ANTIC_IPATIONS



What's love? above all hand in glove,
with statement missionary,
twinned turtle dove, no pressure, shove,
precisions scission scary.

Infatuate calls bluff, seals fate,
romantic airy-fairy
from single state anticipate?
semantic se[a]men hairy?

Is limerence mind's self-defence
'gainst harsh realities,
as urge intense to merge makes sense,
what's real? weal’s wheel? reel tease!

With no offence from off the fence
analysis essential
of present tense, or past, immense
gap trap zaps existential.

If Jane's found plain, explains in vain
Beauty lies in beholder,
eye S. Stone's veins, varicious pain,
sigh ‘fortune favours bolder’.

If Callipyge starvation siege
sets to forms round, inviting,
she'll see her liege-lord disalliege
script tipped for strip rewriting.

Some feel ideal is Emma Peel,
James Bond is others' magnet,
with Bluebeard's wives - all seven - strives
double-o-seven drag net.

His armour bright that shines tonight
tomorrow may turn tarnish,
Sweet kitten sprite may scratch with spite
despite delightful varnish.

Well-shaven bloke who volumes spoke
through two eyes - size gigantic -
may lose through spoke, or end up broke,
drown crown in mid-atlantic.

Both well-trimmed beard, job highly geared,
complete with cash abundant
may find decks cleared, despised or feared,
off-course divorced, redundant.

Ideals which glow today may show
tomorrow Janus Jekyll
whose hide hides Hyde's unwanted sides,
hot water turmoil's kettle.

Soul's double now may trouble brow
when full moon's silver slivers
crush sacred cow of crush and how
to keep home fire from shivers?

Who cries mush-mush, in rush with crush,
may find flirt future breeding
at first hush-hush regrets then brush
off uphill climb as seeding
another hope for scope to cope
with more experience
for bimbo dope, or temper tope
grate greatly, time, expense,
mistaken make for graceless take,
ungrateful, costly error,
heartbreak tears’ lake discovers, ache
at best, at worst stark terror.

If fat, odd, slim depends on whim
infatuation's echo
is dating Tim, or Tom, boy Jim
just [s]pher_o_gnomic decko?

To meet in gym THE her or him
who's answer found eternal
can out on limb fill to the brim
or prove unfound, infernal.

Shared pillow dreams on billow themes
at sea become if motive
divestive schemes, base vested seems,
demeaned demesne devotive.

Terse verse could glow, rehearsal flow
as raindrops grow to ocean,
each stanza show reading slow,
cue into true emotion.

Sustained roles no reversal know
when mind aligned in motion
with ribbon, bow, cupid's arrow,
wraps literary notion.

Take time before rave brave, squaw square
tie knots before f[r]ont altar
for craves that soar to save lave sore
when sea-saw trip tips halter.

Though cream of cream may sing love's theme
beware delicious morsel,
fire burns desires extreme
when falter alters core sell.

Sweet neat's a feat, and quite a treat,
when washing dishes daily,
each wish to greet with smile so sweet
surpasses merely malely.

Mistaken not, spot on on spot
with cleanliness idyllic,
to tie love's knot, forever hot,
no character cyrillic.

To grave from cot, foreget-me-not
would be true motto brainy,
wealth, never sot, no tommy-rot,
protective for days rainy.

For helpings more, and helping chore,
he'd ever ask, romantic,
bold, joy restore, hold open door,
mind generous, gigantic.

Wife heaven sent, with whiff as scent
great pheronomes emitting,
is life well spent, none need repent,
upstanding room - no sitting.

Who'd love a guy, who just knows why
to right all worries wistful,
could soothe each cry or tearful sigh
with sparkling gems - a wrist full?

Are you that SHE who's fond of me
if up for every task?
your mensch I'd be wench, faithfully,
in brightest beauty bask.

Suspicions here may sudden clear
too purr_fect for cat's whiskers
one might appear - ideals held dear
might drown in frown hibiscus.

Thus this short rhyme, free from prose crime,
rose imperfections pleading
in Columbine finds heady wine,
no whine ahead write reading.

But humankind tends to be blind
to flaws and self-awareness
becomes a bind if twin soui's mind
is missing justice, fairness.

Ideals are fine for pantomime
or search for cinderella,
an ideal mate who'd booze berate
must shoe shop with umbrella.

Verse length from Earth to Mars with mirth
could reel, time's wheel defying,
from birth to berth, with ne'er a dearth
of humour versifying.

Swift lifting lilt could quick be built
by stories tall and tasty,
'neath suit or kilt need never wilt,
nor spoil through choices hasty.

Attention span of maid, mouse, man
ain't uniformly scattered,
for some quick scan, while some, deadpan,
as gospel take truth tattered.

Right now we end rant write, depend
on no sublime salvation,
nor condescend to date mate, wend
way weighed with egged ovation.

So stay content with what life's lent,
'I'm perfect spouse delightful
who pays the rent AND can't be bent'
may turn out nightmare frightful.


29 August 2009
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Author notes
Limerence http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence fancy...full term for infatuation

Words in [b]rackets convey two or more meanings

I'm perfect or imperfect?

Antic_ipations = gig gigantic anticipations' antics
Idea[l] = I deal idyll ideal idea... I dear?
Callipyge http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_Callipyge
disalliege = alienate
[s]pher_o_gnomic see.. pheronome sphere on home gnomic (a) gnostic interpretations welcome

varicious = neologism uniting viscous varicose and vicious

aff[r]ont = infront of font with or without affront