'To women and effeminate men,
To Mary, Jessie, Hannah, Jen
To girls just born - and dying gals
To women who call us, men, 'pals'
To girls that weep and sing alone
But though they try, are monotone
To ladies sleeping sweetly so
Who wait for their own Romeo
(But will only discover that
Men are as hygienic as rats;
And have as much romance as stone
And half the time are slightly stoned)
To women like my lovely mom
Who is, I'm proud to say, 'da bomb! '
I love you all, my lady friends;
To you, a message I will send:
Though men are usually sadistic,
Repulsive, rude, misogynistic -
Without women we would perish,
So you, dear ladies, we shall cherish!
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