1. He refuses oral sex from his wife/girlfriend every night?
2. He calls out your hot older brother's name while having sex with you?
3. He prefers anal sex over any other kind of sexual position?
4. He hates any and all sports?
5. He loves shopping and fashion?
6. He's never been married and doesn't ever want to get hitched?
7. He can't get enough your favorite soap operas?
8. He's only kissed or had one girlfriend in his whole life?
9. He never makes the first move sexually?
10. He finds man on man porn so much more interesting and arousing than plain old straight porn?
2008 Ramona Thompson
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
It's a pretty good list.