I've Already Sworn Charles, And It Wasn't Allegiance! Lol! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

Britons are now compelled it
quite obviously seems, and
also clearly unexpectedly
too, to now essentially swear their
allegiance distinctly and basically
essentially also, to their new king
and queen. Actually as I truly see
it, swearing an allegiance clearly
is undeniably a serious business,
quite as serious I'd speculatively
imagine as those marriage vows
that Charles so voluntarily, aptly
did make, to Diana; and Camilla
equally to her own ex-husband!

While the pair of them saw
nothing wrong, and still
to this day and with
Diana the one spouse inside this
quartet that properly and rather
understandably did vehemently
object to what was very literally
going on, when quite ultimately
she found out very suspiciously
dead, and the major adulterous
pair now married to each other
but simply not once apologized
for what they did and basically
quite transparently, never will.

So should us Britons who're not
intellectually challenged, and
too, few in number I would
imagine, take this upcoming diktat
of a brand new allegiance, to their
quite blood-soiled, tampon-loving,
new king and his ex mistress wife
now queen seriously, or is it aptly
all part of this rather stupendous
and too, fatuous ongoing fantasy.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
30 April 2023.


Author's Remarks:
I would hazard a guess that I'm not the only one hoping that President Putin sends a gift to this coronation - he'd go up even more considerably in my estimation if he could spare one of those long range fireworks.

Having tipped off his USA operatives to ensure that Harry's plane is delayed for administrative purposes and therefore never takes off for its UK destination.