Jammer's In The Slammer! Poem by Loyd C Taylor Sr

Miss Elma Emmer stood there enamored at his black robe, gavel, and all,
The judge, though glamoured, didn't stammer as Elma's case was called.
He said, "For what do you clamor Miss Emmer, what brings you to court today? "
Elma, teary eyed cried; "It's my x-boyfriend, Jammer, I want to see him pay! "

The judge looked at Jammer then asked; "Sir, what today is your crime? "
"To the floor I slammed Elma, ‘cause I caught her with an x-friend of mine! "
Now for the record, Mr. Jammer, please state to the court your friend's full name.
"The scoundrel's name is ‘Sam T. Lammer' or ‘Cheater Scammer' just the same."

'So, it is stated that you slammed Elma, Jammer? ' 'Would you like to add any more? '
Jammer said, "I also rammed her, and then crammed her and Lammer out the door! "
Elma Emmer cried out; "He also had a hammer and said he'd nail me to the wall! "
The judge asked: "What! ? " "You would have used a hammer to nail Elma to the wall? "

"Order in the court! " 'Is that right Mr. Jammer? ' 'You slammed and rammed Elma,
Then crammed her and Lammer out the door, after threatening with a hammer? '
Then Jammer and Elma began to clamor until the court officer had to be called.
The judge said; "Stop, don't yammer! " "And don't clamor, for I think I've heard it all! "

Winking at Elma, he said to Jammer as he hammered his gavel a few times.
"I find you guilty Mr. Jammer; now hear now the punishment for your crime."
"Because you slammed Elma, then you rammed her and Sam T. Lammer…"
"And for threatening with a hammer... It's forty days in the city slammer! "

So, what is the moral of this story of Jammer in the slammer?
When you are upset at a girl like Elma Emmer and you want to slam her or ram her,
Or nail her with a hammer; make sure the judge isn't the dishonorable Sam T. Lammer.