Lack Of Security Poem by Daniel Norton Smith

Security's overrated,
I really think it is.
Unless there's a guard on the door,
you're in a state of tizz.

All those hungry mouths to feed;
and all those messy boots.
The only command they know by heart
is: 'take aim! ' 'fire! ', 'shoot! '

Security's overrated,
it's really such a drain,
the only thing worth stealing
is the content of the brain.

It's what we use day to day,
not a Porsche, phone or scooter.
Where would we put it all?
Just ask those pesky Looters.