David Darbyshire

Rookie (6/11/54 / Darwen England)

Ladies Complain


The Men go out and Hunt for Food
Women stay home and make there Brood
Then the men come back in a good Mood
Only to get, both ears Chewed! !

So then things Change, and the women hunt for a Meal
And all their men stay home and Invent the Wheel
Then the women come back with the Food
To find there men in a real good Mood

So either way the women will Complain
About men's cocks and having no Brains
Maybe someday this will all End
And all women will be our best Friend

Submitted: Monday, February 13, 2006
Edited: Monday, February 13, 2006

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  • Rookie kAy BaRCeLon (8/16/2007 6:50:00 PM)

    REALLY! ? ! ? ! ? !

    Most men complain more than women do... Dave! ! !

    ooopppppssss sorry men whine! ! ! hahaha (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Dee Daffodil (4/25/2006 5:26:00 AM)

    Careful David...you almost sound like you belong in the 'He-Man Women Hater's Club'! ! (LOL) (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 110 Points Ernestine Northover (3/13/2006 2:36:00 PM)

    I don't know if men could hunt for food now somehow, I think they've lost a lot of their animal hunting instincts, everything is 'ready made' meals now, and I'm not a complainer really, I'll put up with most things that are thrown at me, even the male ego won't get too inflated if I have my way. Ha! Ha! Nice write. Love Ernestine XXX (Report) Reply

  • Rookie ***** ********* (2/13/2006 3:30:00 AM)

    You need to change 'then, to their men' in line 6, otherwise I like it. 9 from picky bitch Tai (Report) Reply

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