Love (Valentine's Do's And Don'Ts) Poem by U Win Kyi

1. Don't ask for sex,
if she has virginity pledge.
2. Don't give chocolate
if she is very fat
and on a strict diet.
3.Give the best gift,
even if it is very expensive.
4.Go to the hotel.....the town's best,
even though you are in debt.
5.Say something sweet and good,
even though you are in bad mood.
' You are more beatiful and sexy than the Hollywood actress.'
though it is not a true fact.
' I love you until my death.'
Having an affair must not be confessed.
Saying lots of lies,
until you die.
6. Make sure your hand phone switched off,
so that you don't need to answer call from your boss,
so that you don't need to answer call from your other mistress,
making you so embarrassed,
which might lead to a big quarrel,
with shout and yell,
like 'Go to hell.'

If you don't follow these advice,
you will regret for the rest of your life.