Me Kitchen Sink.[ Funny] Poem by alan brown

Me kitchen sink.
is blocked again
As my wedding ring
fell down the drain.
I'll tell the plumber
not to take a week
or i'd poke him
where the Sun don't peep.

My light bulbs gone
it was on the blink
I now need an electrician
to fix the thing.
The waters stopped
and my televisions broke
I am all alone
and I'v lost me bloke
Now I don't think
life's is really a joke

I'v lost me key
so I cant get in
My belly hurts
course I awful thin'
The last time I ate
was a week ago
But I don't eat fast
as I am to slow.

Now if I get
just one more hitch.
I am pitching my tent
on a football pitch.
And when the boys
come out to play.
They will have to cancel
the match of the day.