Me kitchen sink.
is blocked again
As my wedding ring
fell down the drain.
I'll tell the plumber
not to take a week
or i'd poke him
where the Sun don't peep.
My light bulbs gone
it was on the blink
I now need an electrician
to fix the thing.
The waters stopped
and my televisions broke
I am all alone
and I'v lost me bloke
Now I don't think
life's is really a joke
I'v lost me key
so I cant get in
My belly hurts
course I awful thin'
The last time I ate
was a week ago
But I don't eat fast
as I am to slow.
Now if I get
just one more hitch.
I am pitching my tent
on a football pitch.
And when the boys
come out to play.
They will have to cancel
the match of the day.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem