Men Poem by Arielle Perkins

Its amazing the things guys try to make us believe
Really, do we look that naive?

How many hours they spend during the weeks
thinking on ways how to get us in their sheets.

Their pick up lines are really lame
most of them seem to be the same.

Professional men they all seem to be
making big bucks, at least thats what they tell me


Heaven forbid if youre classed as a blonde
then they think they cant go wrong

They dont seem to know this color comes in a bottle
But most know the difference between a wiggle and a wottle

We wont tell them all that we know
we'll just let them put on their little show.