I've done a study
the results are 100% conclusive
all evening wine bibers
started drinking alcohol,
after starting, at a young
age, with milk.
It is high time we
make milk illegal,
for the sake
of all those poor
people who are now
addicted to evening wine
and for the addicts whose
addicted brains rationalize
it is so good for them,
grape juice is more effective
I wonder what gets people
interested in drinking
a cow's milk?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I could explain the way that started and the associated lactose intolerance in certain groups, but instead I will just keep smiling at the premise