Tony Avila Sampson


Murder, In The First Degree


He went to a public library that's quiet and free;
Arrested, he was, for murder, in the first degree;

Inside the library, there was a book to find,
Slowly he approached his victim, an ol' woman who's kind;

Close to her backside, he stood lurking behind,
Little ol' granny was reading and paid him no mind;

The quick use of his weapon caused her to dropp dead on the spot,
It was the eyeball witness who saw, that's how he got caught;

Now the jury must see the weapon that t'was horribly used,
But the killer tried to hide his nose and loudly refused;

So her death that came from his loud sharp sneeze,
Made her heart quickly stop, quiver, and seize;

So his hands were shackled, the murder weapon viewed,
The jury gasped loudly for air, outraged was their mood;

Soon after his shnozzle was clearly depicted,
The jury was unanimous, ... they quickly convicted.

Submitted: Friday, June 03, 2005
Edited: Monday, May 26, 2008

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  • Gold Star - 5,077 Points Jayatissa K. Liyanage (1/18/2015 5:27:00 AM)

    Curiosity ran through the spinal cord. Ah... finally mind settled down. What a murderous sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez it could have been. Enjoyed! (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 10,267 Points Kim Barney (1/8/2015 8:29:00 AM)

    Very unusual poem, and highly unusual murder weapon!
    Well done. (Report) Reply

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