My Dearest Love(A Funny Story) Poem by Edwin Drood

Santa was invited to his friend`s home for dinner. Banta, the host, preceded every request to his wife, Preeto, by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Santa looked at Banta and remarked, 'That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names.'
Banta hung his head and whispered, 'To tell you the truth, I forgot her name three years ago.'