Edwin Drood

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Phone Book! (A funny story)


Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint! '
'Yes, Sir? ' said the librarian looking up at him.
'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible! '
Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked 'What was wrong with it? '
'It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever! ' said Santa.
The librarian nodded and said, 'Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book.'

Submitted: Monday, December 17, 2007
Edited: Saturday, April 30, 2011

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