Ramona Thompson


My Horny Valentine


Rewrite of the classic song, My Funny Valentine

My horny Valentine
Sweet erotic Valentine
You make me smile down below
With that 10 inch hard on

Your looks are so kissable
Simply irresistible
Ooh you're my favorite body of art

Would you like to do it doggystyle or Greek?
Tell me
Does it make you weak
Unable to speak
When I tell you I wanna give to our friendship
A more adult kind of jumpstart

Don't hide your hardness from me
Not if babe secretly you've been wanting to do me
Stay my sexual Valentine
Stay
And all night long
For the rest of your life and mine
I'll make every day a very kinky kind of Valentine's day

Would you like to do it doggystyle or Greek?
Tell me
Does it make you weak
Unable to speak
When I tell you I wanna give to our friendship
A more adult kind of jumpstart

Don't hide your hardness from me
Not if babe secretly you've been wanting to do me
Stay my sexual Valentine
Stay
And all night long
For the rest of your life and mine
I'll make every day a very kinky kind of Valentine's day

2010 Ramona Thompson

Submitted: Friday, February 05, 2010

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