My Wife Shops Online - Poem by Raj Arumugam
You know women
they go shopping
and they fill the whole trolley
they never know when to stop;
they're such exceptional shoppers
my wife's no exception
and so I thought
I'd get her on to online shopping
(you know, using man's intelligence
to beat women's frivolity)
Will save me time and save us money,
But just as well, within the hour,
I had to enlighten her
about online shopping protocol:
"When the computer asks you if
you'd like another shopping cart
it's a subtle message
you should stop"
Oh, why do I always get beaten?
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