im the nutty customer
worst you've ever seen
can't remember what i want
i'm the worst theres ever been
today i'll go shopping
to cause all the havoc i can
i'll go and get lots of clothes
so they can zap and scan
ive no reason to buy anything
other than to drive assitant up the wall
so i can stand proud
then watch assitant fall
i will get lots of cash
so much i cant count
pretending i've got loadsa money
when really i have nowt
so now i ill drive to town
to get assistants drinking gin
cause i'm the nuttiest customer
the worst theres ever bin
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