Performing Gluttony Correctly (Self Help, Diy) Poem by Chuy Amante

Sweet or Savory that question comes first
How do you want to plan your belly burst?

If you want a nice shape, muscles included
perhaps my technique has not been alluded

When you get the urge
to pig out and splurge
you're feeling the desire
to devour but not purge...

There is a technique
I've developed, unique!

Listen closely, take notes
I'm ready to give quotes

The trick is called 'Roasted Seaweed Treats'
You can eat pack after pack, it's really neat

Rip open the whole bag and tear into one
devour it wildly and then another one
Eat more and more and more till your tired
After a week, you'll look like a 'Trainer' you've hired!

You will get skinnier
and skinnier by the pack
Your old big greasy appetite
you will certainly lack!

Gobble them, munch them, stuff them right down
You'll be happy you did and feel like a clown!

So in your time of a serious need
Load up on the tasty Roasted Seaweed!


(they are little tasty green sheets)