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Raj Arumugam

Please, O God of Humor

Please, O God of Humor, give me the gift of being funny
naturally funny
so I can produce poetry and verse that tickles
and makes readers laugh so much their coins roll out of their wallets;
and let the children roll on the floor when my poems are recited;
for indeed my humor is the worst online by any standard
(or lack of standard)
for when I publish poems meant to be funny
my readers never understand me
and what I thought funny, they think tragic
and what I thought was tickle-tickle material
they find pathetic and practically laughable;
I am lectured to or consoled by readers
when I attempt humor;
I am sent e-mails and spam of advice
and words of caution when I attempt to be witty;
and my 113th poem
on the funny side of social networking
brought sympathy and pity for my lack of friends
but no appreciation for what I thought was funny;
and my 213th poem on old ladies at banks
brought outrage at me for hanging out at banks to ogle at wealthy, old ladies;
my 3131th poem on religion, the Divine
and its Power-packed representatives on Planet Earth
provoked no laughter but the ire and wrath of the other God
(you know, not you the Laughing God,
but the Other One, the Only One, the Angry Jealous God)

really neither man nor beast
nor the Highest Being in heaven
nobody laughs at my verse
and nobody finds my offbeat humor at all funny;
Oh please,
God of Humor,
please make my humor a little like that of
Mr Bean or Jim Carrie
so I can have a universal audience
that will laugh at anything I write
(and perhaps incidentally, I’ll make some money)
and then they’ll all say:
See what the God of Humor and Laughter has done
for that simpleton Raj who never knew what humor in poetry is…
Please God of Humor, won't you humor me?

Submitted: Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Edited: Wednesday, January 14, 2009

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  • Veteran Poet - 3,842 Points Bri Edwards (11/10/2014 2:31:00 PM)

    both the poem and the comment have amuse me sufficiently. what IS the matter with me? ? ? ! bri :) (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 150 Points Patti Masterman (7/21/2009 3:53:00 PM)

    Ha, I know exactly what you mean here. I have even written letters in which I have been
    piteously, squeamishly misunderstood to my great humiliation. Don't worry I will
    always laugh at your humor (but then again I always laugh at the wrong times..)
    Patti (Report) Reply

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