Poetry Reading Virgin Poem by Dave Birss

Poetry Reading Virgin



I’ve never been to a poetry reading before
Are there candles and joss-sticks to garnish the floor?
Or would these combustible hazards, in fact,
Contravene a new European Fire Safety Act?
Do the audience sit cross-legged - all their feet bare?
Or are they in eveningwear there on a chair?
Can I swear? Can I shout? Can I jump all about?
Are there strict rules of etiquette forbidden to flout?
If I go down real well will they shout out for more
Or is there no such thing as a poetry encore?
Can I do a cover version of Hegley or Ayres?
Or is it bad taste to use other poetry wares?
Is there a mosh-pit for poetry fans to get down in?
Will there be stage-diving? Or simply some nodding and frowning?
This is my first ever reading from the poetry page
And here I am now, up the front, on the stage.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Chuck Audette 27 February 2006

Another fun poem, unique subject and a great ending. So... how'd you do? -chuck

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jonni o 30 January 2006

I think this is a really good title for a very fun poem. Good luck. j.

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Ernestine Northover 30 January 2006

I think a strong whisky is in order here. I'd be a nervous wreck, I'm sure, not knowing if I was saying it loud enough, or slow enough, or too fast, heavens, it must be 'purgatory' up there, got to be! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Best of luck if you're doing that 'reading' Dave. I'll keep my fingers crossed. Very good write on an unusual subject. Loved it. Love Ernestine XXX

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Graham Jones 30 January 2006

An excellent poem with good flow and content, a strange subject to pick, by the way i've never been to one either: -))

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Elya Thorn 30 January 2006

Oh great! Imagery is great, and the messages you have put into this poem are great! Elya Thorn

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