Quackery Poem by Justin Reamer

Hello, sister,
I know you are a doctor,
But I hope you're not a quack,
Because your medical licence
Sure does seem very real,
But that man over there is a fraud,
And he has methods that are fraudulent,
For he cheated the MCAT,
And was hired without meeting
The AMA's standards,
If you know what I mean,
And he was hired with a fake
Medical Degree in the first place.
Please be careful;
Don't be like him.