R is for the really really revolting person we have tricked them all into believing that she is
A is for the amazing dumbness these people have displayed
M is for the masterpiece of genius our bizzare creation has become
O is for the outragous behavior she has allowed us to flaunt in the faces of the public's dismay
N is for the naked raw emotion we have squeezed out of them in our quest for the ulimate research
A is for the asounding lengths we have secretly gone to keep this freaky story alive and kickin'
T is for the trouble and internet flame wars we just love to have her stir up
H is for the heated arguements and rumors that have arisen to follow our superstar creation
O is for the orgasms of pleasure that she has been able to give to many
M is for the money and fame we will soon have by the bucketloads
P is for the perfection of the perfect plan never before attempted until now
S is for the stunned looks that will alight their faces once the real truth is revealed
O is for the oh so gleeful way we will be laughing all the way to the bank
N is for the new reality show they're about to find out they've been the secret stars of all along....
2008 Ramona Thompson
" M is for the money and fame we will soon have by the bucketloads" Any spare cash may be sent to me.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
But....who/what is this mysterious " we" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ;) bri