Run to the bathroom for the Alka- Seltzer
Ingest the pills quickly for the antacid
Raw Garlic will shock you with indigestion
If you see the Clove above the pantry
And decide to down it for amusement
Raw Garlic will surly give you the willies
Raw garlic is an antibiotic
It's also good as an antioxidant
Raw Garlic is self flagellation
It has a brother called inflammation
Raw Garlic will napalm your tongue
And send pure sulphur down your tonsil to run
Raw Garlic makes my tummy Saigon
Gouging eyes from their sockets with moisture
Everybody's always saying
‘Pee Eww"
Don't you try
Don't you try to say "Pay Eww"
Don't speak now
To the really hot girl
Jump up and down
With bad dragon breathe
Raw Garlic will give
A powerful kick
Raw garlic is guaranteed
to make you feel sick
When you're along
To do stupid things
I would suggest
You jog to stay fit
Raw Garlic has a magical touch
Just don't apply it to your crotch that much
Happiness is not a beverage
Raw Garlic will ever Leverage
Raw Garlic will cure your inching shingles
Raw Garlic knows where it has to go
Raw Garlic is laughing for a bowel movement
It's not blind date for excrement
"Oh I don't want to know"
"But.....:
I can feel it!
Oh I can feeeeeeeeel It!
Damn I can FEEEEEEEEEEL IT! !
OH GOD I CAN FEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT! ! ! !
RAW GARLIC! ! ! !
You had me smiling here...but raw garlic...].[ ok have to say eeewww....I did try it...one clove...not a nice thing...never again. Was dared so yeah cant turn away from a challange.
Loved it, a great write, Raw garlic will also make sure you have plenty of room in a crowd, , powerful stuff, (A little worried about you applying it to your crotch) ouch---
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I would like to translate this poem
He he i dont like too hot n spicy things but dis left me wonderin r u totaly against it or not. We like it as a tough meat's tenderizer n infact to reduce d yuck fish smell in sea food. Enjoyd yor scintillating kinda raw poem.