Ridiculous Spoof - This.....His Singular....Truth Poem by James B. Earley

Might "orange glow" be idiocy's
.......Singular......truth
Having fallen asleep perhaps
......In the tanning booth

That baked-on durability
....Whose permanency
As eternal as the corruption
....America...incessantly sees

Ever wonder who's responsible
....For that eccentric hairdo
What's up with those eyes
....Peering...eerily through
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Whether or not having fallen asleep
....Within some tanning booth
Documentedly....orange glow
...'Tis...the man's...singular truth