People who use a roll a day,
from big family, fear of contact,
fussiness or runny poos,
brought about the run
on paper for poo.
The fussy and the fearful
should take stock of behaviour.
A big family should show proof
of its size.
But, for those who are showing,
showing a certificate
saying your poo is runny,
would not be very funny.
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